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Here you can see me keeping watch from a hidden location. If any of the children try to bring food into the family room, I can leap out and give them my Special Look. This encourages them to eat in the kitchem.

Games

This section lists the Flash games available on my site.

Ferdy Solitaire is a new card solitaire game that combines features of Yukon, Freecell, and Spider.
Squirrel Pool is a small but noisy game in which you propel small balls through a field of obstacles to knock out squirrels.
The Executive Game is a bold new concept: a strategy game specifically designed to be unpleasant and frustrating.

Scoring Statistics

Name	Played	Avg Score	High Score
Tutorial Hills	12	303.00	1100
Student Bluffs	8	1318.12	2350
Fancy Plains	9	1274.44	1584
Upside Downs	22	2798.55	5500
Rolling Green	19	2421.95	4335
Executive Game (Easy)	95	8336.00	25358
Executive Game (Normal)	116	9754.06	25463

Digital Vengeance

Bruce spends a lot of time fighting spyware and computer viruses, time that would be better spent grooming my coat and feeding me mozzarella cheese. After a particularly bad spyware extraction, I came up with the idea for this game. Barb Gigamaster created a composite drawing from mug shots of several known hackers, and Bruce turned it into an interactive flash movie. Just hit the BASH button and pretend it's happening to the person who created the Gator spyware plugin. Be sure to turn on your audio to get the full effect.

Autorantic Virtual Moonbat

This is a marvelous little applet created by graphic designer par excellence Sean Gleeson. It simulates a crazed liberal conspiracy nut, and it's just so much fun I had to have my own copy.

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